Spidown Man T-Shirt

Spidown Man — your friendly neighborhood web-slinger… but the webs are more like tangled yarn, and the swinging? Mostly just rolling. Peter Parker with Down syndrome features, mask slightly crooked, a caprison cus you know they love them, shooting a web that's just stuck to his own hand. Classic Spider-Man font, front-print only, no back, pure chaotic hero energy that makes you wonder if Aunt May is still making those wheatcakes.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000: ultra-soft unisex fit, 100% cotton solids for premium comfort, poly blends on heathers for durability, no side seams, twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collar that holds shape wash after wash.

Wear it to flex your sense of humor (or to see how fast someone asks if you're okay). 100% satire / parody. Not serious.

Buy before I get banned.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean