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Our story
It started late one night scrolling X. I was cracking up at some wild Israel memes and conspiracy threads nothing too crazy, just the kind of dumb shit that hits different at 3 a.m.
One thing led to another and I thought: “This would be hilarious on a shirt?”
So I fired up Photoshop, started mocking up designs nobody in their right mind should wear in public. Jewdidas. Goyim Lives Matter. Jewstice League. The stuff that makes your group chat go crazy.
Figured I’d make a few for my bros. Turns out the boys wanted more. Then their friends wanted more. Then random people started sliding in the DMs like “bro drop the link before you get nuked.”
Now here we are, i even got a neat supplier. GoyWear isn’t really a brand it’s just me doubling down on a terrible idea. Every shirt is 100% satire, zero brain cells, printed on tees soft enough to wear while the reports roll in.
And yeah, me and the boys still show up to the function in them.
They stare. We laugh. The shirts stay on.
Buy before I get banned. 😈
Important Note
GoyWear is for comedic purposes only. These are just dumb, ironic jokes on t-shirts: pure comedy and satire with no deeper meaning, no manifesto, no revolution, no political agenda, no call to action, and absolutely no hidden message. If it looks like it means something profound, it doesn't. Laugh and buy it if you get the punchline, scroll past if you don't. That's literally all there is to it.