IRAN Out of alcohol and the struggle ISRAEL - T-shirt

Because nothing screams Middle East chaos like running out of booze while missiles are flying over the Strait of Hormuz and everyone’s still fighting. The real war isn’t on the ground… it’s in the group chat trying to find more drinks.

Clean bold text design. Front-print only.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000: ultra-soft unisex fit, 100% cotton solids for premium comfort, poly blends on heathers for durability, no side seams, twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collar that holds shape wash after wash.

Wear it when you’re deep in the struggle (and the Strait). 100% satire / parody. Not serious.

Buy before I get banned.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean